Menstruation Horror Stories1-Never Date a Clean Freak


"My periods usually last five days, but just to be safe, I waited until the seventh day before having sex with a guy I'd been dating. He got on top of me, and we went to it with gusto until, mid-thrust, he noticed his penis was covered in blood. We were onreally expensive 300-thread-count sheets. What's more, his cleaning lady does his laundry, so the thought of leaving bloody sheets for her to find mortified him. So he did what any true gentleman would and lifted up my legs, then walked me off the bed and across the room in reverse wheelbarrow position. All this so I wouldn't drip on anything. I just laughed the entire way."
--Terry Sullivan*, 31




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